MORALE LOG: 003
Emotional/Thoughtful
ka_bleway
Question!

If we didn't use ar weapons in the battle, ar we allood ta keep 'em? Cause I was thinkan that....if the Administrator takes 'em back, an puts 'em in a box and ships em off ta wherever they came from, well...whoever gets 'em, won't know how ta take care o' them properly. You know, like play with 'em, oil 'em.....an' what if they get scared, or lonely? Who's ganna sing 'em ta sleep at night? I just...I can't bare ta think...*sniff*


YE AINT TAKEN, 'EM, YE HEAR? YE CAN'T HAVE 'EM!! YE CAN THROW ME OOT IF YE MUST BUT THE BABBIES STAY WITH MEH!!

Thar MY babbies! An' they need their Mama! So's they can grow oop ta be robot hens who lay egg bombs!! An' just think, that way I'll nevar run oot o' bombs!  I'll build a nice wee chicken coop ootside fer 'em when they get bigger, but they're best ta stay with me in my room fer now. If that stewpid BLU Spy can get away with havin' a shit-crab fer a pet, then thars no reason I shouldn't be able ta have me babbies!

And if ANYONE, BLU or RED, even THINKS aboot messin' with me babbies, ye bettar believe ye'll be sorry!

(MORALE LOG: 002)
Sticky Bomb
ka_bleway
I ben 'ere fer.....I dun remembar 'ow many days now. But I WILL say this!  Most o' muh colleagues seem like a sorry sack o' *BEEEEEEELCH*  ....o'shit! Mopin' aroond the base an' bein nasty to each othar...whutever 'appen to the spirit o' Christmas an' all that crap? Yeh seem like a bunch o' bloodeh scrooges ar' som'than...Now, I realize that the holidays can be depressin' fer some.  Some of us ar' a long ways from home. Some of us aint got no home to go back to... Fer example, me Mama says to me befar' ah left, she says...."DEMO!! I DUN WANNA LOOKAT'CHAR SORRY ONE-EYED FACE NO MORE! YAR TOO MUCH LIKE YAR WORTHLESS DRUNK O' A FATHAR! AN' DON'TCHA COME BACK, UNTIL YE' CLEAN OOP YAR ACT!!" An I says ta her, I says....

"WELL THAT'S FINE BY MEH, YE BLOODEH WENCH!! Why, one day, I'll be governor of Scotland! An' ye'll be sorry fer sayin' that! Cos' I aint comin' back ta ye with so much as a HAY' PENNY!!"

....an SHE says. "HA! A DRUNKEN ONE-EYED NEGRO FER GOVERNOR!? THAT'D BE A VERY COLD DAY IN HELL, CHILD!!"

An' just lookit me now! Well....I aint no governar....I just blow things up. BUT I'M BLOODEH GOOD AT IT!! Even if I am a worthless drunk like me father...

*sniffle* I miss me Mama....


Anyways.... ahh shit....whut was I sayin' now? Ah! Christmas....yeah....I like Christmas cos' o' all the good boose! Ye' got yar eggnog, ye got yar cider, ye got yar cocktails, ye got wine, beer, whiskey, rum....whiskey..uhh, rum... Aye, I do love me Christmas. Maybeh instead o' sulkin aroond like the rest o' ye sorry saps, I'll ....get smashed! Which is whut I normally do, anyways, but at least I'll be  enjoyan' meself!

MORALE LOG: 001
Bottoms oop!
ka_bleway
ACK!! Jaysus Christ!

....I dun understand why this typewriter 'as a television set attatched to it! An' it's showing me everythang I'm typing! The Adminastrator Lady said to use this to write logs.


....But I just dun think lI cane du that at thew monemt I mighata 'ad a wee bit tooo much SKRUMPEH just befedore I sat diooon in 'ere. And nw I feeel like \I duwnt wanna write NOOOTHAN.\\\ TO NOBODEE. An I thjnk I mighat broke this machene wheewn I spelld me skrtumpu on ut!!

AH, TA HELL WISTH THUS!!!

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OOC- Hi! It's me, RED Spy! Now aka RED Demoman. I love Demo to peices (no pun intended) because he's just hilarious, and I really wanted us to have one on our team, but no one took him because everybody is RACIST. Sadly, I don't think I'll be able to keep him as active as Spy, but I'll do my best!

RED Demoman's Phone
Bottoms oop!
ka_bleway
Ye've reached the RED Demoman! If I'm not answarin' than that mean's I'm oot kickin' YAR ARSE!! ....Or maybeh I'm oot doin' th- Aaauuuughhh-

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEELCH*

AN' STAY AWAY FROM MAH LASS!!

OOC- comment here to leave a message for RED Demoman!

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